A Question.
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Where is my elephant?
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10 comments:
In the fridge? Check for footprints in the butter.
Ta very much for the link btw
Its joined the committee meeting instead of you? We're waiting for you on MSN H...xxx
In your room of course, trying not to be mentioned.
realdoc stole my fridge gag :(
serves me right for not posting it quicker.
Under your howdah?
Do you mean the 'elephant' as in the gigantic issue that everyone in the room pretends that they cannot see?
Or a pink elephant?
Or Colonel Hawthi from the Jungle Book?
Or Dumbo..that movie is far too sad to watch twice..Disney was such a sadistic bastard!
I'll have it back to you in the morning Heather.
If the grass is rolled flat outside and the bin liners are missing....you know you've got trouble on your hands. Your elephant is plain randy.
A randy elephant? That would be a handful.
For some reason Molls, I imagined your comment as the first stanza in a epic poem about randy elephants.
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